{"product_id":"hott-products-jumbo-dicky-sports-bottle-pink","title":"Hott Products Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle - Penis Shaped Water Bottle","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6; color: #545c52;\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #533278; font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n💦 JUMBO DICKY SPORTS BOTTLE: HYDRATION HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HILARIOUS\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: #545c52;\"\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eJumbo Dicky Sports Bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e is the party accessory nobody saw coming — an oversized, unmistakably shaped pink water bottle that turns heads, sparks laughs, and makes every sip an event.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/8198\/6891\/files\/34811A.jpg?v=1780002172\" alt=\"Hott Products Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle - Penis Shaped Water Bottle Pink\" style=\"max-width: 450px; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 3px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #533278 0%, #f4436c 100%); color: #ffffff; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 20px;\"\u003e🎉 KEY FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: space-around; gap: 15px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💪 JUMBO SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOversized for maximum impact and maximum laughs\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💗 BOLD PINK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEye-catching pink finish that commands attention\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💧 SPORTS BOTTLE STYLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFunctional drinking bottle with novelty design\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🥳 PARTY ESSENTIAL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ultimate bachelorette \u0026amp; adult party prop\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f8f9fa; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0; border-left: 5px solid #f4436c;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🤣 INSTANT ICEBREAKER:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed laughs the moment it comes out — no explanation needed\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🥳 BACHELORETTE MUST-HAVE:\u003c\/strong\u003e The prop every bride-to-be needs for her last night of freedom\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT GAG GIFT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hilarious on its own — wrap it up and watch the reaction\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e📸 PHOTO OPPORTUNITY:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every sip is a photo moment worth sharing\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e💪 JUMBO IMPACT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Oversized design ensures nobody misses the joke\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #0c7489; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; background: #ffffff; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e📏 PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4; width: 40%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💗 Color\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003ePink\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💪 Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eJumbo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎂 Best For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eBachelorette parties · Adult birthdays · Gag gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏢 Brand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eHott Products\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(45deg, #0c7489 0%, #533278 100%); color: #ffffff; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 10px; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🥳 THE ULTIMATE PARTY PROP\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 10px; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eWhether it’s a bachelorette bash, a birthday blowout, or just a night that needs a little extra energy — the Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle delivers. Fill it with your drink of choice, hand it to the guest of honor, and let the good times flow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e\"Stay hydrated. Stay hilarious.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #533278; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ffffff 0%, #f8f9fa 100%); text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 20px;\"\u003e🏆 HOTT PRODUCTS QUALITY\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 16px; color: #545c52;\"\u003eHott Products has been creating premium novelty items that make every celebration unforgettable. The Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle is built for fun — durable, eye-catching, and guaranteed to be the life of the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #533278; color: #ffffff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; box-shadow: 0 2px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThe Party Prop That Keeps on Giving\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"opacity: 0.9;\"\u003eFill it. Sip it. Never live it down.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 20px; font-weight: bold; color: #f4436c; margin-top: 25px; text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n💦 DRINK IN THE FUN — ADD THE JUMBO DICKY SPORTS BOTTLE TO YOUR CART TODAY\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42512868802635,"sku":"34811","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/8198\/6891\/files\/34811A.jpg?v=1780002172","url":"https:\/\/playlovetoys.com\/products\/hott-products-jumbo-dicky-sports-bottle-pink","provider":"PlayLoveToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}