{"product_id":"hott-products-penis-pasta-200g","title":"Hott Products Penis Pasta - Novelty Durum Wheat Pasta 200g","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6; color: #545c52;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #533278; font-size: 24px; margin-bottom: 15px; text-align: center;\"\u003e🍝 PENIS PASTA: THE MOST HILARIOUS DINNER PARTY YOU'LL EVER HOST\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: #545c52;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHott Products Penis Pasta\u003c\/strong\u003e is proof that dinner can be both nutritious and absolutely ridiculous — crafted from the world’s finest durum wheat and shaped for maximum laughs, complete with a recipe for \u003cem\u003ePenis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"max-width: 450px; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 0 3px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);\" alt=\"Hott Products Penis Pasta - Novelty Durum Wheat Pasta 200g\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/8198\/6891\/files\/5422A.jpg?v=1780002187\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #533278 0%, #f4436c 100%); color: #ffffff; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 20px;\"\u003e🎉 KEY FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: space-around; gap: 15px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🍝 PREMIUM DURUM WHEAT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWorld’s finest wheat — actually delicious pasta\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e📝 RECIPE INCLUDED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePenis Pasta with Big Balls \u0026amp; Steamy Sauce\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💪 GROWS WHEN COOKED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePasta increases in size — adjust accordingly\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; flex: 1; min-width: 200px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🤣 200g PACK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnough to feed the whole bachelorette party\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f8f9fa; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0; border-left: 5px solid #f4436c;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🤣 INSTANT ICEBREAKER:\u003c\/strong\u003e Serve it at dinner and watch the table erupt — guaranteed laughs before the first bite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🍝 ACTUALLY NUTRITIOUS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Real premium durum wheat pasta — hilarious AND good for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e📝 RECIPE INCLUDED:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls \u0026amp; Steamy Sauce right in the package\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT GAG GIFT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hilarious on its own — wrap it up for a gift that nobody forgets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px; padding: 5px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #f4436c;\"\u003e🥳 BACHELORETTE ESSENTIAL:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dinner activity that doubles as entertainment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #0c7489; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; background: #ffffff; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e📏 PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4; width: 40%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚖️ Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e200g (7.01 oz)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍝 Ingredient\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003ePremium Durum Wheat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📝 Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eRecipe card: Penis Pasta with Big Balls \u0026amp; Steamy Sauce\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎂 Best For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eBachelorette parties · Adult birthdays · Gag gifts · Dinner parties\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f8f9fa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏢 Brand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #b4b4b4;\"\u003eHott Products\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(45deg, #0c7489 0%, #533278 100%); color: #ffffff; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 10px; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e👨🍳 COOKING INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 10px; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eBring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook until al dente — remember, it will increase in size when cooked, so adjust your expectations accordingly. Serve with the included Steamy Sauce recipe and enjoy the reactions around the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e\"It grows when cooked. You’ve been warned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px solid #533278; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ffffff 0%, #f8f9fa 100%); text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"color: #533278; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 20px;\"\u003e🏆 HOTT PRODUCTS QUALITY\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 16px; color: #545c52;\"\u003eHott Products has been creating premium novelty items that make every celebration unforgettable. The Penis Pasta is made from real premium durum wheat — because the best gag gifts are also the ones you can actually eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #533278; color: #ffffff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; box-shadow: 0 2px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eReal Pasta. Real Laughs. Real Memories.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"opacity: 0.9;\"\u003eThe dinner party story they’ll be telling for years.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 20px; font-weight: bold; color: #f4436c; margin-top: 25px; text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);\"\u003e🍝 COOK IT. SERVE IT. 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