Hott Products Penis Pasta - Novelty Durum Wheat Pasta 200g
Hott Products Penis Pasta - Novelty Durum Wheat Pasta 200g
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🍝 PENIS PASTA: THE MOST HILARIOUS DINNER PARTY YOU'LL EVER HOST
The Hott Products Penis Pasta is proof that dinner can be both nutritious and absolutely ridiculous — crafted from the world’s finest durum wheat and shaped for maximum laughs, complete with a recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce.
🎉 KEY FEATURES
🍝 PREMIUM DURUM WHEAT
World’s finest wheat — actually delicious pasta
World’s finest wheat — actually delicious pasta
📝 RECIPE INCLUDED
Penis Pasta with Big Balls & Steamy Sauce
Penis Pasta with Big Balls & Steamy Sauce
💪 GROWS WHEN COOKED
Pasta increases in size — adjust accordingly
Pasta increases in size — adjust accordingly
🤣 200g PACK
Enough to feed the whole bachelorette party
Enough to feed the whole bachelorette party
✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- 🤣 INSTANT ICEBREAKER: Serve it at dinner and watch the table erupt — guaranteed laughs before the first bite
- 🍝 ACTUALLY NUTRITIOUS: Real premium durum wheat pasta — hilarious AND good for you
- 📝 RECIPE INCLUDED: Full recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls & Steamy Sauce right in the package
- 🎁 PERFECT GAG GIFT: Hilarious on its own — wrap it up for a gift that nobody forgets
- 🥳 BACHELORETTE ESSENTIAL: The dinner activity that doubles as entertainment
📏 PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
| ⚖️ Weight | 200g (7.01 oz) |
| 🍝 Ingredient | Premium Durum Wheat |
| 📝 Includes | Recipe card: Penis Pasta with Big Balls & Steamy Sauce |
| 🎂 Best For | Bachelorette parties · Adult birthdays · Gag gifts · Dinner parties |
| 🏢 Brand | Hott Products |
👨🍳 COOKING INSTRUCTIONS
Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook until al dente — remember, it will increase in size when cooked, so adjust your expectations accordingly. Serve with the included Steamy Sauce recipe and enjoy the reactions around the table.
"It grows when cooked. You’ve been warned."
🏆 HOTT PRODUCTS QUALITY
Hott Products has been creating premium novelty items that make every celebration unforgettable. The Penis Pasta is made from real premium durum wheat — because the best gag gifts are also the ones you can actually eat.
Real Pasta. Real Laughs. Real Memories.
The dinner party story they’ll be telling for years.
The dinner party story they’ll be telling for years.
🍝 COOK IT. SERVE IT. NEVER FORGET IT — ADD PENIS PASTA TO YOUR CART TODAY
This product is available in our Bachelorette & Party Novelties, Best Sex Toys, New Arrivals collections.
